"18 years, 18 years She got one of yo kids got you for 18 years ... 18 years, 18 years And on her 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his!?" -Kanye


Yeah...weird.

I'm incredibly bored at work at the moment.

There is a road trip in the works in t-minus 10 months. I-80 better watch out.

Come with me. We'll have fun, and talk to truckers.

I can't believe its been 3 years already. Whoa.

I've got it back, motherfuckers.