Aimless But True Ramblings

These are the aimless, but true ramblings in this person's "so-called life."

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

From facebook's "Cardinal Dougherty Was The Shit":

30 ways you know you went to CARDINAL DOUGHERTY!!
Top 30 ways you can tell a person went to Cardinal Dougherty
30.) When you first got there on Freshman Day you said "damn this a long ass path from the gate to the door."
29.) Your favorite food at lunch was cheese fries.
28.) You was a little upset when the seniors was dissin you at the pep rally.
27.) You was a liitle scared to come to school on "Freshman Day"
26.) You knew that when Mr. Kane left the school was gonna be crazy.
25.) You only gonna remember Ms. Drummond because of her broke limbs not her teaching.
24.) You remeber that infamous line "Gimme your ID"
23.) You remember getting hit with a big ball of smoke when you went to the bathroom.
22.) You hopped on the band wagon when the Sixers went to the playoffs
21.) You always wore your Eastlands until senior year, then you just ain't give a fuck.
20.) You was there or heard about every fight.
19.) You was hype when got moved from the right side of the cafeteria to the left.
18.) You was mad as shit when they started that if your lunch table ain't clean you get detention and you ain't know you got a detention till the next day.
17.) You know what ABC lunch is
16.) You had early dissmissal or late arrival once.
15.) You walked through the hall that was non-public and wondered why the lockers were different colors
14.) The top or bottom part of your locker was broke at least one of your four years.
13.) You heard about somebody gettin shit stole out they locker or you was an actual victim.
12.) You got lost at least once during the first week of school freshman year.
11.) Every morning you was on the charter so u could get some breakfast.
10.) You was mad as shit when they stopped having the talent show.
9.) You ain't know till the last minute if you was going to the dance or not.
8.) You went to at least one football game to see our school get they ass bust.
7.) You went to one basketball game when the boys made the playoffs.
6.) You was hype as shit when it was the first day of senior year cuz u knew u was outta that bitch
5.) You was friends with everybody freshman year and when you graduated u only fucked with like 5 muthafuckas
4.) You know at least one cheer that the cheerleaders did.
3.) You actulaly sung the Alma Mater at graduation.
2.) You join band so that you wouldn't have to take gym.
1.) No matter how many demerits, dress code violations, study halls, detentions, and cut classes you got you would go back to chant those infamous numbers 03 03 03!

Hahahahahhaha.....I love the grammar. That definitely makes it.