On the agenda for today: Developmental Psych test, and read a graphic novel for class. A graphic novel, complete with pictures of two men giving each other blow jobs. Excellent. Times like these, I wish I went to a Catholic college.

What is normal, anyway? I'll tell you what is not normal--making your students come back from spring break, knowing full well that they didn't even look at their books, and forcing them to take a test.