Stolen from Wes who stole it from someone else.....so true though.

Irish girls are unique in their character; they're a combination of a girl, a mother, a hooker and a nun. They go from Bambi to Banshee in 3.7 seconds. They can bat their eyes or blacken yours. They can love you with a passion and make you feel like a king. Depending on their mood, they'll chastise you for drinking or match you pint for pint. They keep Irish men from killing themselves and each other. Uncomprehendable but indispensible...

What what? Florida from May 16-20. Anyone want to come with? Food and board are covered, care of my grandparents. Lots of sun, and jacuzzi galore! :)