Prince Charles is marrying Camilla? What?! Now the already multi-hyphenate has one more to add to her name. She'll never be "Her Royal Highness, the Queen" though. Hahahaha...sucks for her. She'll be "Princess Consort." Hahahaha...makes her sound like a whore. Which she is, making Charles cheat on my girl, Diana.

Poor Diana. I know she's rolling in her grave.