In honor of Monica I made a vanilla cake today, and put sprinkles on it...however, my family devoured it before I could save you a piece. The thought was still there, though. Anyway, I would like to express my deep dislike of Aristotle as I have to read most of the Nicomachean Ethics today. In case you are not familiar with this collection, it consists of ten books--I have to read 8 of them. I am sick and all I want to do is sleep, but damn Aristotle won't let me. He just sits there and stares at me, begging me to read him. Screw you, Aristotle.

Alias isn't even on tonight because of that stupid millionaire show.

I hate Regis.