We have men on our wall in our bathroom. Mostly, they are hot actors, or seventeen's top ten bachelors. Colin Ferrell is dead center which makes me feel happy. It also makes me feel happy that he gets to see me in a towel every morning. As Monica says, "Scandalous!"

"We are made to bleed/ to scab and heal and bleed again/ and turn every scar into a joke./ We are made to fight/and fuck and talk and fight again/ And sit around and laugh until we choke." -Ani DiFranco

Yeah, that one was for you, Gerard...what what? :P