One thing I will not miss on winter break: the trucker who wakes me up every morning at 7 a.m. My ode to him.

Dear Mr trucker
You are a fucker
And I need my goddamn sleep.
So here's what I propose
We hang you up by your toes
And force you to hear
I'm sure it all will disappear
And I will get some goddamn sleep.

Thank you thank you...I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitresses.


Monica said that my entry yesterday should have been more scanadalous, complete with a make-out scene in the elevator. I'm sorry people, my life isn't that exciting.