Once upon a time there was a princess who lived on the 8th floor in a castle on Broad Street in the fair kingdom of Philadelphia. One day, she met a prince who lived on the 7th floor in this castle on Broad St. He was a music student, and surprisingly, a very nice one at that. He held the elevator door for her, and they chatted all the way up to the 7th floor. They separated when the elevator reached the 7th floor, and never saw each other again, but they lived happily ever after.

The end.