Dear Prom Dress,
I regret to inform you that you and I longer on speaking terms. We have lost all of the lines of communication between us, and I think it would be best if we part ways and live our separate lives. I'm sorry....it's not you...it's me. Ok I lie, it is you. I despise you. You have made my life miserable for the past month and a half. So stay out of my life, and leave me the hell alone.

Sincerely,
Me